...Look COUSIN.. Unless we made a mistake on your order in production...we not going to be able to accept any returns. But cause we family, send us an email to email@example.com; SUBJECT: SEE WHAT HAD HAPPEN WAS... and we will look into it.. Otherwise, wrap that jank up B, and gift it to another COUSIN.
We respect you COUSIN... we not sharing a thing. Not even your social media handle. This #FamilyBusiness
TERMS OF SERVICE
COUSIN.. you here cause you want to be, not because you have to be. Those are the terms. Bring your true self and Let's Be Made WHOLE..
..."After adding $105 worth of stuff, I got down to the shipping and once that was applied I realized, maybe I didn't even need to be that fresh after all."
Listen COUSIN, we feel you.. but how else are we going to keep Big Mama lights on this month if we don't charge shipping? Since you paid for shipping go ahead and get you an extra scoop of MacNCheese..
Love you, mean it.